How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
(Source: deadybearspicnic, via 4thandocean)
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
(via weliveonfiction)
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
- You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
- absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
(via weliveonfiction)
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
(via whydontyoulovelife)
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
(via superjammm)
